Happily Never After...

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening after the honeymoon he was assembling
some gear for a hunting trip.

His wife was watching him. She finally speaks.

“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married
I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, and fishing.
Maybe you should sell your guns, your boat and the
motorcycle.”

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife? I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't.“

h/t LL

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